Simon Jordan: What A Plonker

If slagging off our glorious club and its supporters, in his own newspaper column wasn`t enough, this time the Crystal Palace chairman has pulled out all the stops and given an interview with a men`s magazine.

Doesn`t it just ooze class? Jordan starts ripping into us in lad’s magazine FHM.

It just goes to prove that there cannot be a lot happening over in Croydon with our rivals Palace, as all there moron of a chairman does is speak about the famous Charlton Athletic.

Jordan is quoted of saying: ‘I couldn’t care less about Charlton. They’re a bunch of nobodies. They represent nothing to me.

‘They spread lies about me in the media. Dirty lies! Rotten, dirty lies. When they didn’t have a ground, we gave them ours. Yet when we get relegated in the last minute at The Valley, their fans do a conga?

‘Then their chairman turns around to me and says ‘Enjoy The Championship… t****r’. That is just despicable.’

Really???… Our honourable Richard Murray called you exactly what you are! If that`s the case then well done Minty.

Jordan, most people know you as a right smug little twonk who has always gone way over the top on fake tan. Now though the only way your poor excuse of a football team is hitting the headlines is by you having a dig at the club you only ever dream of being like.

Give it up Simple Simon because you`re nearly as boring as your football team.